I’ve just used the awesome power of last.fmto generate some really cool information about what I listen to, you can see the weekly items on your right and some more indepth statistics here
In light of your recent acquisition of “1 wife, 5th generation, platinum edition” From “Aston Wife Shop LTD” We are writing to inform you that your official title of “Poor unlucky bastard” has now been revoked. It would be an injustice to all the other unlucky bastards in the world if you continued to hold on to the title in light of your new status of “Having it and loving it”
In addition to our previous correspondence with yourself, we require that you return all of the “adult art” magazines/dvds lent to you whilst you held the title of “Poor unlucky bastard” as soon as possible as the next person on the list is now entitled to them.
We thank you for your co-operation in this matter and apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Great gig last night, can't beat having some fun on a school night! #captainhorizon 6 hours ago
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Dear Jarms,
In light of your recent acquisition of “1 wife, 5th generation, platinum edition” From “Aston Wife Shop LTD” We are writing to inform you that your official title of “Poor unlucky bastard” has now been revoked. It would be an injustice to all the other unlucky bastards in the world if you continued to hold on to the title in light of your new status of “Having it and loving it”
Yours sincerely,
The fun police.
Dear Jarms
In addition to our previous correspondence with yourself, we require that you return all of the “adult art” magazines/dvds lent to you whilst you held the title of “Poor unlucky bastard” as soon as possible as the next person on the list is now entitled to them.
We thank you for your co-operation in this matter and apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Yours sincerly,
The fun police.